Top Server

Last night while watching Top Chef, I was thinking to myself...They should really create a show called Top Server. OK, hear me out:

Gather up the cockiest servers from around the country. Give them tiny hidden cameras and have them wait on people as usual. The challenges would be moving them to different restaurants. The first week they could work at Le Cirque, then move on to Olive Garden in Times Square for week two, etc..

Judges would debate which is worse, Joe forgetting an entire entree, or Laura forgetting the woman in the blue sweater was allergic to garlic, or something of the like. Servers are eliminated accordingly.

So what would the prize be? "At stake for the winner of Top Server is a Saturn Sky Roadster, one year of unlimited groceries at Whole Foods, and $500,000 to retire from waiting tables forever."

Oh a girl can dream can't she?