Same Side Seaters - pl. n. - Two people, usually romantic couples, who sit on the same side of a table that has a booth on one side and a chair on the other, as to be asclosetoeachotheraspossible. The couple is usually either in high school, or middle-aged divorcees on their first date (married people never like to be that close to their spouse).
Usage--
Me: Oh man did you see--
Mark: --table 51? Oh yes. Same side seaters!! Good luck with those douches...
I never really understood this as I prefer, when eating garlic-laden food, to be a good foot and a half away from my dinner companion. Typically SSSes are super cheesy and usually assholes. Why rush to judge you say? Because honestly if you're squeezed in between two other tables just like yours, chances are, you're rubbing up on someone from the next table, which makes them feel awkward. And you don't care. Therefore, you're an asshole.
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