Lauren: i have a feeling i'm outside tonight ever just get those feelings?
Me: just give [the manager] a sexual favor so we can leave.
I better not be outside. i will be so sweaty and gross.
Speaking of favors......[bartender] from [closed wine bar] is apparently working at [another wine bar] now.
Lauren: oh SUPER
Me: ha
Lauren: somewhere else to frequent
Me: we need another wine bar
Lauren: are you still feeling ill?
Me: better since lunch
Lauren: same here
Me: what'd you have?
Lauren: a hangover
Me: for lunch?
Lauren: oh for lunch?
Me: ha
Lauren: a hotdog and fries
Me: nice
Lauren: what are you eating for dinner
Me: family meal?
Lauren: haha i always eat before the shift
Me: i had apple and yogurt for breakfast and salad for lunch then it all goes down the shitter once i get to t-t-t-t-[The Restaurant].
Oh and i hear you had a pool the other night
Lauren: ? what ?
OH yeah.
God i was bored on Tuesday.
I made a pool on what family meal would be.
Me: that's awesome
Who won?
Lauren: well no one technically.
Courtney said rig egg mozz [rigatoni with eggplant and mozzarella]
But it was penne
Me: HA
Lost on a technicality
Lauren: so i gave it to her bc i was too lazy to give everyone their dollar back
Me: that's hilarious
Lauren: i think we should up it to 2 dollars tonight
Me: ok i am cracking up. this is rediculous
Lauren: i already have money down on rig vodka
Me: fine. i got ziti nap
Lauren: oooo and ziti is a good choice bc it COULD be penne or rig and TECHNICALLY you aren't wrong by saying ziti
Me: bam!
Lauren: so scratch that i got money down on ziti vodka
Me: no way. unfair.
Lauren: now doesn't that just make your stomach turn
Me: ugh
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